Nans Poem

The garden is finished Nanny,

I’m sorry you couldn’t see

but you know how awful it was

and how much it bothered me

There’s a chair for you to sit in

any time that you pop by

I’ll leave a cup of milky tea

to drink before you fly

I’ll know that you’ll be busy now

chatting with your dad

Don’t worry about us too much

we’ll try not to be sad

I’m going to learn to drive now

and buy a little car

I’ll take care of granddad

he wont have to go too far

I swear I’ll cook him dinners

and make sure he does his lists

it’ll take a bit of time I think

but I’m sure he’ll get the gist

We know that you’re not really gone

It’s just that we can’t see

Our most beloved Nanny

Sitting in the garden with me

The Job Search

Why don’t you meet me, find out who I am

This writing a description is a positive sham

I can’t sell myself, that’s not my profession

Putting forward an picture of imaginary perfection

I am who I am and have done what I’ve done

Spent too much time in the bar and salon

It doesn’t mean I don’t have a mind of my own

I’d be the last to mould into a corporate clone

I know I can do it, if you give me a chance

But scanning throw papers you bin at a glance

There’s a person behind each cover letter

And for the post they’re probably better

Than the all singing all dancing look at me

Perfectly worded egotistical CV

We all know someone

I wonder sometimes about your mental state

While the dishes are stacked up plate after plate

With rotten food and yesterdays lunch

The kitchen is a rotten bacteria punch

The splatter of fat sticking up on the walls

The hair and mud all caked down the halls

The children are stinking with piss in their beds

Being bullied because of their blood-sucking friends

You’re using the bath they sat in before

With everyone’s dirt sinking into your pores

Lounging in dirt and stinking of smoke

Your attempts at housecleaning clearly a joke

How can you lie in this palace of muck?

I see the problem, you don’t give a fuck

You sit there watching your Jeremy Kyle

While your kids are stinking, dirty and vile

It wouldn’t take much to sort out your home

A bucket of bleach and a new nit comb

I’m sure if you asked it could be all hands on deck

We could all clean it up, every last speck

The stumbling block is that you can’t see

You think the whole neighbourhood’s OCD

Until you admit your issues are at home

You’ll sit there stinking, ill and alone

Account of a visit from St Nicholas

Tonight there is only one poem I wish to share.

Account of a visit from St Nicholas
Clement C. Moore

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes St Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar plums danced in their heads,
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters, and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow,
Gave a luster of mid-day to objects below;
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sliegh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and call’d them by name,
‘Now! Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
‘On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Dunder and Blitzem!
‘To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
‘Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!’
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the housetop the coursers they flew,
With a sleigh full of toys, and St Nicholas, too.
And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnish’d with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opened his pack.
His eyes – how they twinkled – his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry;
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face, and a round little belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his fingers aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle;
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
‘Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!’

The 23rd Mojo

Today I would like to share the work of a friend of mine who is a most entertaining Poet. He never fails to amuse me. Check out his Facebook page if you get a chance.

He ran a little competition for titles of poems and inspired by the one I posted yesterday I suggested the title Society’s Problem. I hope he wont mind me sharing it with you.

Society’s Problem

Just what is your problem society
Always staring at me
Judged for each day’s non sobriety
Laid comatose by this tree

My empty can minefield protects me
That and the stench I emit
One end the spectrum is heavenly
Down at my end it’s stale shit

I keep to myself, ‘cept for begging
And frightening kids in the park
I just lost my way, but do I deserve
To be spat on by drunks after dark

Someone’s son, father or brother
Homeless and destined to die
But you don’t have to stare at my struggles
Society, turn a blind eye

Societys Disease

hearts break

love’s fake

in a cold and empty bed

friends leave

others deceive

in a cold and empty bed

with only yourself to depend

children grow

ages show

in a cold and empty bed

with only yourself to depend

selfish thoughts fill your head

husband’s dead

tears shed

in a cold and empty bed

with only yourself to depend

selfish thoughts fill your head

loneliness our new friend

It’s societys major disease

That alone is our unease

Christmas in the Salon

Here is a little poem  I came across last year, I hope you enjoy it. The poem has inspired me to have a go at writing a festive poem which I will post when I get it finished.

 

‘Twas the week before Christmas

And in the salon

They were booked to the hilt

And their patience was gone

 

The foils were flying

The colours applied

But a client was begging

“Fit me in on the side!”

 

“I have parties, events,

I have places to be!

Forget all those people,

It’s all about me!”

 

We washed and we curled

Through the holiday glee

With no time for lunches

Or even to pee.

 

At this time of year

It is late when we leave

After running all day

Then it comes Christmas Eve.

 

With the last style set

Our feet feeling ablaze

We can smile, and think

“DAMN, I’M OFF FOR TWO DAYS!”

 

Courtesy of Behindthechair.com